Thursday, April 06, 2006

Some Computer Humour ...

Computer Terms

  • State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
  • Obsolete - Any computer you own.
  • Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey") Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
  • Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
  • Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
  • Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
  • Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
  • System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
  • PEBKAC - Problem exists between keyboard and chair
Just some light humour for the day ...


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