Some Computer Humour ...

Computer Terms

• State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
• Obsolete - Any computer you own.
• Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey") Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
• Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
• Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
• Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
• Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
• System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
• PEBKAC - Problem exists between keyboard and chair

Just some light humour for the day ...